her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Randomize
