yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Randomize
