I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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