Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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