You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize