So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
