The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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