Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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