i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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