My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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