Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Randomize