you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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