If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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