Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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