If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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