It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
