This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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