Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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