Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Shame is for Republicans.
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