Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I don't deserve a penis
Well I just put wine in my tea
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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