Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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