I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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