How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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