every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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