one might say we're banned from that church
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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