can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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