I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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