I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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