So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Where are you guys?
Drunk
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
