your thong is hanging out like whoa
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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