I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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