Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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