I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
you never un-have a 4some
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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