Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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