idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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