u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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