why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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