Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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