in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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