kristin has been a bad kristin
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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