with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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