I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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