can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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