And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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