your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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