I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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