they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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