Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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