You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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