what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Enjoy the penises
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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