Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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